Choose Arsenal. Choose overbearing arrogance. Choose systematic dirty play and calling it “competitiveness”. Choose Dennis Bergkamp and his carefully-timed elbows into the side of the head. Choose deliberately disrespecting and belittling the other team by playing keepy-uppy in their half with a few minutes to go. Choose David Seaman and his public mid-life crisis. Choose having the quietest stadium in the world (“The Library”) as your home ground, and then having the cheek to slag Man Utd about their fans. Choose Arsene Wenger and wonder why your mouth tastes of cock after a Saturday night. Choose Igor Stepanovs, Nelson Vivas, Kanu, Pascal Cygan, and all the other turkeys that nobody ever mentions when creaming themselves about how great Wenger is in the transfer market. Choose 58 red cards in seven years. Choose bottling the treble despite having all the luck in the world. Choose your future. Choose Arsenal.
