Choose Chelsea. Choose a mafia funded football club. Choose buying the title. Choose an arrogance bigger than Thierry Henry. Choose Fat Frank. Choose a team full of divers, hackers and play actors. Choose stealing from another club. Choose arguing with the fourth official when things aren`t going your way. Choose constantly being tormented by the same player. Choose honouring an ex-player then stabbing him in the back a fortnight later. Choose a team that wastes millions. Choose a team that promises their fans a European Cup every season and ends up without. Choose being worst at penalties than England. Choose your future. Choose Chel$ki.
